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The universe is made of Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and Morons.
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Bibliophagist
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Where do all the cool mice live?
In their mousepads. |
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I'm a new employee and I'd like to change my username. How am I supposed to sell our software using this address?
Lorenzo Servantez loser@somesoftwarecorp.com Mr. Servantez, Unfortunately, all email addresses are automatically generated by the system and cannot be changed. Please, believe me. Regards, Biron Tchaikovsky bitch@somesoftwarecorp.com |
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I joined a support group for former computer hackers: Anonymous Anonymous.
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I knew this day would come. I saw it on the calendar.
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want to learn what I want
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There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this was a binary joke
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A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck: “Don’t do it pal. You’ll never hear the end of it!”
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Before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home.
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Why did the necromancer's wife leave him?
She didn't want to raise the kids. |
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I was sitting on a beach enjoying a smoothie. "Delicious", I think "What a great drink". But the empty container remains. My pockets are full and I won't chuck it on the ground—I am not a monster! But I can't see any recycling bins nearby. So I keep it with me. I name it. Befriend it. Find out what makes it tick. Share my hopes and dreams. Then I stick in the the next recycling bin I see. It knows too much!
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A lady returns home late at night and finds one of her servants in her bedroom.
She approaches him and says "Take off my shoes." He takes off her shoes. "Take off my dress." He takes off her dress. "Take off my bra.", and he takes off her bra. "And if I see you one more time dressing up in my clothes, you're fired!" |
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It was mugged!
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What do you call a small psychic dog that’s escaped?
A small medium at large! |
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